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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by goddie, Sep 12, 2011.

  1. A Harley rider walked into a drug store in Waco, Texas and asked to talk to
    a male pharmacist.
    The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she
    and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.
    She then asked if she could help him. The biker said that it was something
    that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.
    The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional, and
    whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she
    would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
    The biker then agreed and began by saying ........
    'This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a .....Permanent Erection.
    It causes me a lot of problems, and severe embarrassment, and I was
    wondering what you could give me for it.'

    The pharmacist said ....... 'Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.'
    When she returned, she said ...... We discussed it at length, and the
    absolute best we can do is as follows:
    1/3 ownership in the store .......
    A company pickup truck ........
    Five home cooked dinners a week .........
    And $3,000 a month in living expenses.
  2. Oh, I thought all hardly riders had softcockitus ( the "I can't get an erection" problem)
  3. Uh-oh...someone bound to get upset now!
  4. nice one, Goddie. :D