As Frank was returning from the TT he was pulled over by a police officer for speeding and had the following exchange:- Officer: May I see your driver's license ? Biker: I don't have one. I've been banned for exceeding 150 mph. Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle ? Frank: It's not my bike. I stole it. Officer: The bike is stolen ? Frank: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the panniers when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the panniers ? Frank: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the man who owns this bike. Officer: You killed the bike owner ????? Frank: Yes, mate. Hearing this, the officer immediately radios for back up. The bike was quickly surrounded by police, and the Chief Inspector approached Frank to handle the tense situation. Inspector: Sir, can I see your license ? Frank: Sure officer, here it is. (It was valid.) Inspector: Who's bike is this ? Frank: It's mine, inspector. Here's the registration papers. (Frank owned the bike.) Inspector: Could you slowly open your panniers so I can see if there's a gun in it ? Frank: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. (Sure enough, there was nothing in the panniers.) Inspector: Would you mind showing me where the body is ? Frank: What body ? Inspector: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, shot the owner, stole the bike and had a gun in the panniers. Frank: Yeah, I'll bet the lying b*st*rd told you I was speeding, as well.