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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by teddee, Sep 23, 2005.

  1. As Frank was returning from the TT he was pulled over by a police officer for speeding and had the following exchange:-

    Officer: May I see your driver's license ?

    Biker: I don't have one. I've been banned for exceeding 150 mph.

    Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle ?

    Frank: It's not my bike. I stole it.

    Officer: The bike is stolen ?

    Frank: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the panniers when I was putting my gun in there.

    Officer: There's a gun in the panniers ?

    Frank: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the man who owns this bike.

    Officer: You killed the bike owner ?????

    Frank: Yes, mate.

    Hearing this, the officer immediately radios for back up. The bike was quickly surrounded by police, and the Chief Inspector approached Frank to handle the tense situation.

    Inspector: Sir, can I see your license ?

    Frank: Sure officer, here it is. (It was valid.)

    Inspector: Who's bike is this ?

    Frank: It's mine, inspector. Here's the registration papers. (Frank owned the bike.)

    Inspector: Could you slowly open your panniers so I can see if there's a gun in it ?

    Frank: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. (Sure enough, there was nothing in the panniers.)

    Inspector: Would you mind showing me where the body is ?

    Frank: What body ?

    Inspector: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, shot the owner, stole the bike and had a gun in the panniers.

    Frank: Yeah, I'll bet the lying b*st*rd told you I was speeding, as well.
  2. Oldie but a goodie!
  3. Love it, that was great. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: