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Hitman jailed for lack of death

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by es, Jan 18, 2006.

  1. I want hitman to kill me


     
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  2. Sleazy people who have enough money to live comfortably, paying for an illusion. They deserve each other.....
     
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  3. i wouldve accepted 100 quid from her then tell her to go
    into the backyard & play with my mutt :grin:
     
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  4. Id do it for $50... but then maybe my dog would be taken away for being vicious or something.
    Nah, Id get myself some sleeping tablets prescribed and give them to her to OD.
     
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  5. hehe :grin:

    Cant remember all of the article but i dont recall
    reading that she got charged for hiring a hitman
     
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  6. Another victory for Consumer Affairs
     
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  7. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  8. The headline makes it sound ridiculous and funny - but the article makes it sound incredibly sad. What a depressing read.
     
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  9. what i dont understand is whyshe didnt just try to kill herself again? A drive by shooting is by no means an effective method (although dramatic)
     
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