About 2:10am this morning as Mel and I were coming back from Geordielass' Birthday bash we were the victims of a hit and run. First off, we're both fine, no injuries so we're both happy about that. What happened was: We were heading west on Footscray road and as we pulled away from the first set of lights a fcuk-wit in a late model red commodore or possibly Falcon ute came blasting past us and lost control of the car (it was pouring rain too!) and fish-tailed into the front left panel of Mel's car, right where I happened to be sitting. After the collision the driver continued to accellerate and flee the scene. We tried to track him down but chasing a fast ute in a Pulsar hatchback isn't very easy. So, we lost the low life scumbag and didn't get his rego. Very lucky for Mel, the damage is minimal but we could have been pushed into the curb and a light pole and killed. I am, allowing for understatement, furious and want this fcuker's nuts. I'm asking/hoping that if one of you Westies come across a new looking red commodore (might be a Falcon but it looked like a Holden) ute with a hard, lockable tonnaue cover and spoiler with damage to the right rear panel around the rear wheel and further back to let me know. I'd love the rego so we can pass it on to the cops. We've already given a report but I can't see much coming of it. The guy obviously knew the area well enough to disappear quickly so I'm guessing he lives around the Footscray area. I'm going to be looking very hard and if I find you, you ****, you better be wearing steel jocks.