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Help me Please.

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by Justus, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. I really need some advice on what could be a crucial decision.

    I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating
    on me.

    The usual signs.. phone rings & when I answer the caller hangs up etc.

    My wife has been leaving the kids at home with me alot lately & has
    been going out with her girlfriends and when I ask for their names
    she always says "Just some friends from work. You dont know them."

    I was depressed about it last week so I rang Lifeline and got some
    ethnic call centre in Pakistan I think it was.

    I disclosed that I was suicidal. They got all excited & asked if I could fly
    a plane? [​IMG]

    When she goes out I stay awake all night to look out for her taxi coming
    home, but I only ever see her walking up the driveway.

    Anyways I havent spoken to her about my thoughts & suspicions. I think
    deep down I maybe dont want to know the truth or am scared to find
    out the truth, but last night she went out once again and I decided I
    really wanted to check on her.

    I put the rugrats to bed & decided to park the bike next to the garage &
    then hide behind it so I could get a good view of our whole street when
    she came home.

    I'm crouched behind the bike and thats when I noticed that the value
    covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take the bike back to the
  2. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Brilliant
  3. I'd recommend a mechanic. He may be able to service both your bikes on the one visit.

  4. you bastard lol
  5. Should have been in Jokes and Humour, you sly dog!!!
  6. Don't know about your bike issue but the guy your wife is seeing, his name is Mike. His work phone number (03) 9646 6060.
  7. I was sooo :shock: :( at first. Then :LOL:
    Thats the best! :cool:
  8. The two emails you sent me via FACEBOOK last night better not be more of these jokes ! :p

    . . .. biatch !
  9. Stop being so fcuking pathetic and get off your arse and make this guy PAY BIG TIME. First find out who he his and be-friend him. Then when he's feeling nice and guilty ask him to fix your bike.
    While he's plugging away at you bike (and your wife) you can sit back and enjoy a cold one knowing all the hard work is being done for you.

  10. Hey now thats a GOOD solution.
    (But make him buy the beer too.........) :grin:

    OK I confess I too was "owned"............... grrrrrrrrrr :evil:
  11. LOL, as if your married... haha good one MG.

    Gasket sealer should fix that oil leak. :wink:
  12. Ya bloody di$%head!! You had me there for a minute.

    Was thinking you didnt look too stressed the other night and she even gave you train ticket money and lunch money! She cant be that bad!

    Bastard. :LOL:
  13. Mr Gonads, you sir are a cad. :LOL: :LOL:

    Great post, fly a plane :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  14. Bugger! there goes another keyboard....next one is definitely going to have to be coffee proof.
  15. OMFG i read that same joke a few weeks ago. And you still had me.

    Well done sir, i must have the memory of a gold fish.

    not putting it in jokes/humour was the clincher
  16. yep if you are on enough forums that one has been moded to cars, bikes etc...still caught a coupel out :LOL:
  17. Love your work!!!!!! :grin: :grin:
  18. Yeh I thought if I put it that thread it wouldnt have worked. [​IMG]

    On a serious note, I just want to give out a heartfelt thankyou
    to you all for your kind words & suggestions. Its reassuring to
    know we can turn to each other in times of need. [​IMG]
    May the Lord bless you all. [​IMG]