He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . You wear pants don't you? He said . Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That's a good idea you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa & fart! He said . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said .. Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said ..I would but you're never there. He said . Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said . They don't have time He said . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said . We don't know; it has never happened. He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive caring and good- looking? She said ...They already have boyfriends. She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night? He said . .A widow. He said . .Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . .Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.