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He said / She said

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Nixy V3, Apr 24, 2007.

  1. He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
    She said . You wear pants don't you?

    He said . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
    She said . That's a good idea you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa & fart!

    He said . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
    She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

    He said .. Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
    She said ..I would but you're never there.

    He said . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
    She said . They don't have time

    He said . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    She said . We don't know; it has never happened.

    He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive caring and good- looking?
    She said ...They already have boyfriends.

    She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
    He said . .A widow.

    He said . .Why are married women heavier than single women?
    She said . .Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.