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Have you ever been this drunk?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Spud Gun, Jun 7, 2006.

  1. #1 Spud Gun, Jun 7, 2006
    Last edited by a moderator: Jul 13, 2015
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    Bloody funny, yet frightening when you realise that this prick was actually driving a car.
  2. :LOL: that was funny... but his a farkin D/H for driving in that condition :shock: :evil:

    I've been that drunk before, but definitely didn't get in my car or on a bike!!
  3. Yep but the only thing I was driving was the toilet bowl. :shock:
  4. lol, yeah last saturday night. aparently i was doing Tequila shots.
  5. Thats great !!!!
    and Yes. (although I dont think I have ever banged my head through the wall of a police station before, but thats only an opportunity thing :grin: :grin: :grin: )
  6. Scary part was that guy was out on the road,magine riding near him,would think its a video game road rash
  7. I found it extremely sad and scarey at the same time.
    And no, I haven't been that drunk before, well not that I can remember ;)
  8. I"m suprised he managed to get into the car in the first plane to then get pulled over.
  9. I was pretty messed up last Friday night. Got kicked out of Velour Bar, Retro Bar, Hawaii Bar. I chucked so much that a blood vessel in my eye burst.

    I had a good time though.
  10. What male over 15 hasn't been that drunk :LOL:
    Very few are stoopid enough to drive like that though :oops:
  11. :LOL: Wow that guy is pretty messed up eh. Brings back bad memories :LOL:
  12. :? did u put your head through a wall at a police station too :LOL:
  13. Yep, I think he would wake up with a headache. :beer:
  14. why yes, yes i have
  15. hehehe as soon as you sit down you have no chance. don't get that drunk on a concrete floor though, cause you have big bruises the next morning. stairs are also out of the question :oops:
  16. and in a very small 8x8 room with bars and no windows :wink:
  17. I remember those rooms, wood bench with bloody lumpy 2 inch matress to sleep on......lol
  18. i reckon i was like that last night lol

    4 taxi's refused to take my home :\
  19. Don't drink...

    I am the smart one ;)
  20. Don't you get dehydrated :wink: