Up till recently I have had the joy of living in a male majority house. Pepi the cat, Jack the dog and me, up against Shegod and Lucy the other dog, 3 against 2, male majority ruled. Over the last few weeks both Pepi and Jack have had visits to the Vet, both have come home lesser men and a little bit lighter on their feet. I still believe we have the balance of power, but every time I mention it, Shegod gives me that shut up or your next look. I'm being forced to watch "lifestyle" programs instead of bloke shows, I'm having trouble sleeping, I wake up in a sweat and the other night she tried to give me quiche for tea. (I'll eat egg and bacon pie, but not bloody quiche) Common you blokes, how do I regain the power, or is it lost forever?