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Harley story

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Azz, Jun 16, 2006.

  1. Two fleas from Detroit had an agreement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation.

    Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's all blue, shivering
    and shaking, damn near froze to death!

    The other flea asks him, "What the hell happened to you?"

    The first flea says, "I rode down here from Wyandotte in the
    mustache of a guy on a Harley."

    The other flea responds saying," That's the worst way to travel.
    Try what I do. Go to the Metro airport bar. Have a few drinks.
    While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her
    leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of."

    The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter.

    A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Miami he is all blue, and shivering and shaking again. Damn near froze to death.

    The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"

    Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said...... I went to the Metro airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and
    warm that I fell asleep immediately.

    When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of the guy on the Harley."
  2. Nice one Fireblade. I am sure this is a joke, not your opinion?
  3. hahaha
    dude thats good :LOL: :LOL:
  4. i knew that story about me would get around! haha...

    except for the harley, and moustache and fleas bit... or the airport and stewardess... hmm... actually, nevermind.

    nice gag!
  5. yep that's why it's in the 'Jokes and Humour' section... otherwise it'd be in 'General Discussion' or 'Off Topic'...