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Happy (Belated) St Patrick's Day

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Pink Angel, Mar 18, 2005.

  1. After several "Happy" hours of drinking with his buddies at the local pub,
    Ian O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
    life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub
    for the best toast of the night!

    He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"

    Ian said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside
    me wife."
    "Oh, that is very nice indeed, Ian!" Mary said.

    The next day, Mary ran into one of Ian's drinking buddies on the street
    corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "Ian won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
    She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know,
    he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and
    the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

  2. Brilliant :LOL: :LOL:
  3. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    Wait till I tell the boss... He's an Irishman with absolutely no sense of humour... :twisted: :D :D

  4. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Simply Brilliant. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: