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Hacker Version (sung to waltzing matilda)

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by grange, Oct 28, 2009.

  1. Once a password hacker sat by a terminal,
    Under the shade of a binary tree
    And he sang as he sat and waited 'til his code compiled,
    "You'll come a-cracking computers with me"

    [Chorus] "Cracking computers, hacking computers,
    You'll come a-cracking computers with me''
    And he sang as he sat and waited 'til his code compiled,
    "You'll come a-cracking computers with me".

    Down came a user, to login to that terminal,
    Up sat the hacker, and watched him with glee
    And he sang as he saved that password in a data file,
    "You'll come a-cracking computers with me"

    In came the sysop, watching on his monitor,
    In came a super-user or three
    "Oh whose is that password, you've got in your data file?
    You've been a-cracking computers I see!"



    Up jumped the hacker, turned off his terminal.
    "You'll never catch me online" said he!
    But his code can be heard as you login to that terminal.
    "Who'll come a-cracking computers with me?''
     
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  2. ..so that's what you sing to yourself when you are on the 'puter?? :eek:
     
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