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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Moff, Feb 2, 2009.

  1. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1149448/hilarious_biker_smoke_prank_www_tafixe_com/

    A ten-year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up behind him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?" "No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking.

    The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says,

    "Hey kid, I'll give you 10 bucks if you hop on the back.
    "NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.

    The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "OK kid, I'll give you 20 bucks and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride."
    At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily,

    "Look Dad, YOU bought the Honda, so you ride it!"


    A mans wife dies in Israel whilst on holidays. The Isralie official tells him " we can bury her her for you for $150 or we can prepare and fly her home for you for $1,500". The husband says " I want her flown home" The official says " why go to all that expense when you can have a perfectly good funeral here for $150". The husband replies " 2000 years ago a man died here in this country and in three days he rose again from the dead, I just cant take that fooking chance.

  2. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    But probs betta if u didnt give me these ideas :p
  3. lol i like the bike one