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Gynecologist..... a motorcycle mechanic?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Phillip, Jul 30, 2008.

  1. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with motorcycle engines so thought he'd become a motorcycle mechanic. The good doctor went along to the Australian Institute of Motorcycling, the best motorcycle mechanics school in the country, and completed the training class. The final exam was to strip a bike engine completely and reassemble it - obviously back into perfect working order. So our gynecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited the result. The day he received the results he got quite a surprise, he got 150%! He quickly phoned the instructor and queried the mark. The instructor said, "No, no that's right. First I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine -- a very thorough job. Next I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a fantastic job really. Then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the muffler."

  2. Proctologist?
  3. no,a mufftologist.
  4. dinopoligist
  5. Can anyone recommend a good and honest motorcycle mechanic near my Pennsylvania area? I have a Avenger 350cc bike which need refurnishing and oil change job.
  6. Might want to make a new thread for that! I think this is a bad topic for a serious conversation :p
  7. Sure, but I need to know you're a real person first.
    Please post pics of self in bikini, standing next to bike.
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  8. my dad told me this as an irishman mechanic joke :D
  9. Is the bikini really necessary?
  10. Not really? She doesn't have to wear anything at all...
  11. I was going to suggest something more... edible.
  12. Bacon sammiches.... Yuuuumm
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  13. ....tsk, tsk... ATGATT....[-(