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Guy walks into a bar...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by es, Mar 3, 2005.

  1. Guy walks into a bar and immediatly orders nine shots of tequila.
    Bartender serves them up and the guy proceeds to down all nine, shake his head and announce "I just had my first blow job"
    Bartender offers to buy him another drink and the guy says

    "Nah, if nine shots doesn't wash that taste out of my mouth nothing will"
  2. Yuck :eek: :eek: :eek: but funny :LOL: :LOL:

    Lisa :twisted:
  3. :-& :-#

    I'd take his word for it, somethings ya don't need to test out. :LOL:
  4. Well stripe me pink if thats not as old as the hills cobber! :LOL: :p
  5. another oldie:

    Guy walks into a bar...

    says OUCH! :wink:
  6. 2 guys walk into a bar..

    you think the second one would have ducked! :shock:

    Ok, I know, that was bad. :roll: :oops:
  7. not bad
  8. a baby seal walked into a CLUB.........
  9. oh man thats so tight :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  10. hey gixxers .It is strike me pink not stripe me pink.????????????????
    sorry but you needed to be corrected
  11. Think i will come back when there are some good jokes on here>LOLOLOLLOL.NOT
  12. Maybe....Guy walks into an Optometrist :shock:
  13. Alright.

    Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk?

    Cause it's tongue was stapled to the floor...
  14. why'd the boy fall off his bike?

    cause he got hit by a fridge...
  15. daddy daddy i keep walking around in circles

    shaddup or I'll nail your other foot to the ground
  16. How about my favourite crappy one...

    A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
  17. when they did that in Shrek 2 I was in the aisles laughing, I could bardly breath :LOL: :LOL:
  18. what did the zero say to the eight?

    nice belt
  19. Horse walks into a bar...bartender asks "why the long face?"

    i can dig up some faaaaaar older or worse ones than that :)