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Guts or Balls...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Azz, May 29, 2006.

  1. We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below .
    GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say:   "You're next."

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
  2. lol - heard that before but it always cracks me up!
  3. Nice... :p if I tried I would go from good long term realtionship to single in short order...
  4. so you're going to give it a try then :wink:


    If I tried that with my ex, I'd probably wake up in the middle of the night with my "member" missing :shock:
  5. Balls? Hmph, overrated. I downsized to one and am still a chauvanist prick.
  6. Definitely Balls

    Love it mate :LOL: Keep em coming.