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Guts & Balls!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by DuHAST, Dec 28, 2005.

  1. The difference between men with "guts" and "balls"!

    Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
    assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
    you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
    perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *ss
    and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."

  2. Oh my gosh! :shock:
  3. Ahh I love that one :)

    What do the feminists have to say to that HAHA
  4. Should we ask if these are scenarios borne out by your experience, perhaps?? :LOL:
  5. rofl I think Schapelle Corby will have it easier then the guys who do above.
  6. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    That's gold!

  7. hahahahahah
  8. I don't have either :(

    ...Unless i'm drunk :LOL:
  9. Where's LadyYamaha?? :?
  10. better yet, sonja ;)
  11. What about me? Should I be worried? :eek:hno: