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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Gods Country, Mar 5, 2008.

  1. A man goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants.

    'I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between
    your breasts' he says.

    'You dirty git', shouts the barmaid, 'get out before I fetch my husband.'

    The man apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe.

    The barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants.

    'I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your butt and lick it all off' he says.

    'You dirty filthy pervert. You're barred. Get out.' she storms.

    Again the man apologies and swears never ever to do it again.

    'One more chance', says the barmaid. 'Now what do.........you want?'

    'I want to turn you upside down, fill your fanny with Guinness, and then
    drink every last drop.'

    The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to
    fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly.

    'What's up, Love?', he asks.

    'There's a man in the bar who wants to put his head between my breasts and lick the sweat off' she says.

    'I'll kill him. where is he?' storms the husband.

    'Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my butt cheeks and lick it off' she screams.

    'Right. He's dead' says the husband, reaching for a cricket bat.

    'Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my fanny with Guinness and then drink it all' she cries.

    The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair and switches the telly back on.

    'Aren't you going to do something about it ?' she cries hysterically.

    'Look love - I'm not messing with someone who can drink 12 pints of