What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish? This tastes funny. What is the definition of a good farmer? A MAN OUTSTANDING IN HIS FIELD! what do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad! Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! What do you call a nosy pepper? JALAPENO BUSINESS! What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam. Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! What do you call a man with no arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat? Claude What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer? Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly) What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job? OH SNAP There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says ‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’ Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle. Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed! Where does George Washington keep his armies? In his sleevies What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in the leaves? Russell.