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Great sense of humor, that God blokes got....

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by incitatus, Jun 1, 2006.

  1. Woman Hit By Lightning While Praying

    "DAPHNE, Ala. -- Worried about the safety of her family during a stormy Memorial Day trip to the beach, Clara Jean Brown stood in her kitchen and prayed for their safe return as a strong thunderstorm rumbled through Baldwin County, Alabama.

    But while she prayed, lightning suddenly exploded, blowing through the linoleum and leaving a blackened area on the concrete. Brown wound up on the floor, dazed and disoriented by the blast but otherwise uninjured.

    She said 'Amen' and the room was engulfed in a huge ball of fire. The 65-year-old Brown said she is blessed to be alive.

    Firefighters said its likely she was hit by a bolt of lightning that apparently struck outside and traveled into the house yesterday afternoon. She was found lying on the floor by her 14-year-old granddaughter.

    A family member said he will no longer assume it is safe to be indoors during a lightning strike."

    Copyright 2006 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed except by Incitatus.
  2. no where is safe from god ;)
  3. I hear Wollongong's pretty safe... :LOL:
  4. :shock: so I'll be going to church so at least I'm in a crowd and harder to hit.. :p :grin: :LOL:
  5. Yeah I've heard it's pretty godless... :LOL:

    (apart from Hornet that is :p )
  6. Combo Bonuses?

    If you've plated the original GTA, the 2D one: GOURANGA!
  7. Imagine what would have happened if she HADN'T prayed for their safe return :LOL:

    Just bears out the stats that most serious accidents happen in the home; moral is, go riding, home's too dangerous.

    Great yarn, inci :grin:
  8. How bout that 3 armed kid eh?

    Another one of Gods miracles!
  9. Isn't that what he used the 'big flood' for? He seems to have a weapon for every situation :LOL:
  10. yep "act of god" cluster fcuk.... nothing breeds faith like mass killings. By "faith" I really mean "fear".