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Great misunderstanding....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by sbk_750, Oct 11, 2005.

  1. A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all
    dolled up, put the dog out etc.
    The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back
    in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the
    wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the
    dog out.

    The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty
    explains to the taxi driver, "He's just going up stairs to say goodbye
    to my mother."

    A few minutes later the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
    long" he says, "Stupid biatch was hiding under the bed and I had to
    poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to
    wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled
    her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not crap
    in the vegetable garden again!"