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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by TonyE, Jun 30, 2010.

  1. Today on the ABC Web site...

    Consumer group slams substandard extra virgins

    I first thought it was some sort of Terrorist Consumer Group making complaints :)


    Anyone else got any good headlines...


     
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  2. I love when they abbreviate a little too much. A recent one that made me chuckle was, 'Boy serious after crash'.

    I couldn't help it but a little imaginary newsreader popped into my head saying, 'A Police spokesman said officers on the scene tried to get the boy to see the funny side, but the boy remained serious throughout.'
     
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  3. There was an article in The Age a few years ago with the headline "Police Disarm Man With Chainsaw".

    It's still there
     
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  5. ....ball tampering??.....
     

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  6. "Headless body found in topless bar"
     
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  8. Five5
     

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  9. "Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge"
    "New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group"
    "Miners Refuse to Work After Death"
     
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  11. Not so much a headline but a newsreader on TV ended a story about a funeral director who was in legal trouble with "He was bailed of his own undertaking".
     
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  12. ""Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says"
    "Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers"
    "Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?"
    "Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over"
    "Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"
    :D
     
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  14. Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters
     

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  15. Read a property ad recently (mornington/mt eliza local rag). Went something like this :

    "Move in now and may this be the beginning of good memories and many great happy endings"

    I struggled to pick myself up from the floor....
     
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