Hey guys and girls a friend just sent me this joke. Hope you like it!!! Stephen Spielberg is casting for a new film based around the great composers. To give the film a twist and some "oomph" he decides to cast great action heroes of today in the leading roles. He calls Sylvester Stallone, Arnie Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis and Steven Seagal into his office to hear who they would like to play: "Well," began Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him." "Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano" says Willis. "I'll play him." "I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," says Seagal. "I'd like to play him." "Splendid", says Spielberg, very pleased with these choices. Then,turning to Schwarzenegger, he asks, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?" So Arnold says .... Wait for it, it's a beauty.......... " I 'LL BE BACH......"