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great ausie slang examples

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by D Stump, May 1, 2007.

  1. g'day, inspired from another thread, i decided to put them all in one spot.

    cant remember all of them so here's the few i do remember.

    i was riding down a hill when a driver started to torment me with his car. this guy's driving effics are lower than a snakes ar$ehole. he hit me and i went ar$e over tit into the bushes. when he got out of the car walked like he was nothing more than a sausage down a hallway with a horrid case of bacne.

    cop you later


    any others guys?
  2. She had a face like a sink full of fish guts.

    Drier than a dead dingoes donger.

    Garn, get a dog up ya!
  3. That's as funny as a fart in a lift
  4. EDIT: To late. :oops: As above.
  5. pete, u must be dyslexic

    are you sure you got the body part right?

    and the sense required, shouldn't it be ol factory instead o vision?
  6. Head like a busted ar$e

    Uglier than a hat full of ar$hole$

    Sticks like $h*& to a blanket

    Busier than a Baghdad brickie..
  7. Face like a bashed crab

    Face like a twisted sandshoe

    Clacker like a ripped-out fireplace (!!!!)

    Get a woolly bull up ya

    Fair suck o' the sauce bottle mate!

    Whatever floats yer boat/butters your muffin
  8. Face like a forest fire put out with a screwdriver

    face like it was set on fire and put out with a bike chain
  9. You mean "Garn, get a big black dog up ya!"
  10. easier than sh@#tting in bed and kicing it out with your feet

    all over the road, like a mad womans sh@#t

    If I want anymore sh@#t from you, I'll just squeeze your head.

    Mate, your wife has two ar#$seholes and I'm looking at one right now.

    With brains made of dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to part your hair.

    If one of you two left this room, the combined IQ would go up.

    Did you fart????????????.....NO?????...... ya just stink then
  11. Busier than a dog with 2 d1cks...

    Busier than a 1 legged bloke in an ar$e kicking contest...

    If my dog had a head like yours I would shave it's ar$e and teach it to walk backwards...
  12. Flat out like a lizard drinking.

    A coupla snags short of a barby.

    A few kangaroos loose in the top paddock.

    Happy as a pig in s#&t.
  13. So hungry I could eat the @rse end out of a dead horse

    Dry as a dead dingo's donger
  14. Dryer than a nuns c*nt

    you got more excuses than a knocked up nun

    http://www.aussieslang.com/ , theres heaps of sites dedicated to aussiee slang
  15. struth, flaming heck and stone the crows, I'm happier than a pig in shit!
  16. These are as useful as an eight day clock!

    top chop loz! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  18. but wait, there's more

    he was sadder than paris hilton's father

    dumber than a box of paris hilton

    less activity than paris hilton's head

    went down like the respect of the hilton family

    buiser than paris hilton at boot camp
  19. mick didnt come to work today, he called me, reckons he a bit butchers hook.

    hows it hangin'? like two bricks in a wheat sack.

    yeah, well, after the delivery i asked the quack to throw a coupla extra stitches in

    where's mick? i think he's done the harry...

    hey mick, did you end up giving the ferret a run?

    a)"a fcuk, i cant get that in"
    b) you could if you put a bit o'hair 'round it

    "thats not a knife...."

    i'll see if i can make it to the barbie mate, gotta check with the minister of war and finance first

    you wouldnt know your ar5e from yer elbow mate....

    hey young fella, can you go up to repco and get a top radiator hose for the VW?

    See what i am doing to this bull-calf? fcuk with my daughter and you are next sunshine....



    at the gayflL FFS ref, that was a knock-on!

    when complaining about an illness/injury/hard work - yeah mate, a weaker man would have fainted

    "take me drunk, i home"

    man-> Hey darl, can you get me a beer?
    woman-> get it yourself you lazy pryk
    man-> hey court-o, can you get daddy a beer?
    court-o-> yes daddy, the green bottles or the brown bottles?
    woman-> you're always the goodguy
  20. Im so hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck.....at high speed.

    Beer=dog's ear

    Sauce=dead horse
    (Know heaps more but they elude me at the mo.)

    Face like a dropped pie.

    " " " twisted gumboot.