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grave joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by waedwe, May 2, 2009.

  1. I was walking through the graveyard when i saw 4 pallbearers carrying a coffin
    3 hours later i saw them again still carrying it, i thought F&*k me these buggers have lost the plot

  2. I laughed so much I started coffin'... :p
  3. can you guys stop all the deadpan :roll:
  4. This isn't the real show, we're just rehearsing....
  5. So - you want an undertaking that we'll stop the dead jokes... :twisted:
  6. Much more of this and there will be call for you to deceased.
  7. I figured considering the poor efforts that have gone before that this thread needs to be resurrected with some better lines.


    When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he could eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.
  8. hahaha those jokes are a killer!