A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler The little boy asks: 'Can I have a beer Grandpa?' Grandpa replies: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' The little boy answered: 'No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker'. Gramps says: 'Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer'. A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asks: 'Can I have a cigar Grandpa?' Once again, Grandpa asks: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' Once again the little boy replies, 'No, it's too little'. Gramps replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar'. A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some cookies. Grandpa asks, 'Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?' The boy asks, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' Laughing, Gramps replies, 'Hell yes, my pecker can touch my ass'. The little boy replies, 'Then go f*** yourself. Grandma made these for me'.