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grandpa ( off taste some may find offensive)

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Rocket3, Feb 4, 2011.

  1. My grandad said "its going to be a nightmare this winter with this flu outbreak"
    I said "tell me something I dont know"
    Grandad replied" your nan's arse can take a whole fist"

  2. the reply tell me something i dont know
  3. .... Is that how he removes her false teeth at night time??.....8-[
  4. lmfao .
  5. Just when I thought that jokes had bottomed out (no pun intended), they raise the bar to a new low...
  6. :rofl: :rofl:
    I now have a new favourite joke.

    My previous favourite joke bought me a short holiday from here.
  7. One thing i learnt about my grandparents one drunken night out the back of my house... is the holier then thou moral standards they always tried to impose on both my sister and i... were absolutely pulled out of their ass after finding out what the two of them had been up to in their early 20s.

    Good joke :D.
  8. Was that deliberate? :-s
  9. same here (well, not quite)
    i went home (melbourne) a few years back for my nan's birthday and vividly remember my dear sweet 75yo nanna off her trolley saying things nannas just shouldn't say. and it dawned on me that it really is passed down just like blue eyes or brown hair
  10. Among many...