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Grammar Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by virtual_circuit, Feb 2, 2010.

  1. An office manager has had a bad financial year, and has to make a decision to let someone go. The newest workers are Sandra and Jack. Both have performed very well, and the manager likes them both equally. He decides, on a whim, to fire the first person that visits the water cooler on Monday morning.
    Monday comes around, and the boss watches from his office. Sandra is the first to go up to the cooler. The manager goes over to her.
    "Sandra", he says, "I have a tough decision to make. I have to either lay you or Jack off."
    Sandra sighs as she's pouring her water. "Could you jack off?" she replies. "I feel like shit this morning."

  2. Is this a very low key grammar joke, or a very high key blonde joke? Hmm. ;)
  3. well he did use wrong grammar, didnt he?
  4. ..he obvoulsy doesn't know jack!!... 8-[