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Gotta Love the Irish!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by bass_player, Jun 22, 2006.

  1. Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking
    Buddy, Mick.

    He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Brigid. He tiptoed

    as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs

    bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step.

    As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around
    and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each

    back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.

    Managing not to yell, Paddy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and
    looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and

    He managed to quietly find a full box of band-Aids and began putting

    a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.

    He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled his way to

    In the morning, Paddy woke up with searing pain in both his head and
    butt and Brigid staring at him from across the room.

    She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you Paddy?"

    Paddy said, "Why you say such a mean thing?"

    "Well," Brigid said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the

    broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of
    blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but

    mostly.......... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror."