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Gorillas

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by TonyE, Jul 30, 2009.

  1. A female gorilla in Auckland Zoo is depressed because her mate has died. A keeper suggests "Get Dave from Invercargill to shag her , he'll shag anything. Horses, sheep....anything".



    Dave is contacted. The Zoo keeper is worried about the danger involved and says to Dave "Will you shag her for $500?".

    Dave says "On two conditions. One, you tell nobody about this. My reputation is bad enough as it is. Secondly, I'll need a week to raise the cash".
     
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  2. looooollllll :LOL:
     
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  3. Hahahahahahaha !!!!!
     
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