A female gorilla in Auckland Zoo is depressed because her mate has died. A keeper suggests "Get Dave from Invercargill to shag her , he'll shag anything. Horses, sheep....anything". Dave is contacted. The Zoo keeper is worried about the danger involved and says to Dave "Will you shag her for $500?". Dave says "On two conditions. One, you tell nobody about this. My reputation is bad enough as it is. Secondly, I'll need a week to raise the cash".