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good ol auzzie ingenuity

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by evil_hitman, Nov 6, 2005.

  1. Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.



    She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.



    "Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate the feral).



    They came back and they both tried to pull her up.



    "No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B." Cobba said



    "Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?



    "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba





    "Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and fondle her boobs."



    "Fondle her boobs"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"



    "Maybe not," Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive
     
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  2. Mate that's a true blue corker. A bewdy bottler.
     
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