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Good Joke - Have a laugh I did

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by RedNinja, May 3, 2006.

  1. Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He
    forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
    couple of aspirin next to a glass of water on the side table. And,
    next to them, a single red rose!

    Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and

    Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
    spotlessly clean. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge
    black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a
    note on the table:

    "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love

    He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast
    and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
    Jack asks "Son...what happened last night?"
    "Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You
    broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye
    when you ran into the door."

    "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a
    rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

    His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when
    she tried to take your trousers off, you screamed, "Leave me alone,
    you tart, I'm married!

    Broken furniture $85.26

    Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless...

    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  2. Is that the reason people keep telling me to memorise the words "Yes Dear"?

    Hang on, that doesn't work if she asks if her bum looks fat. I give up.
  3. brilliant thanks :rofl:
  4. HAHA thats awesome :rofl:
  5. haha thats a good 1.
  6. Hahaha, that's gold! :LOL: I'll have to try and remember it should it happen to me :)