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Good, Better, Best

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by jackarau, May 7, 2005.

  1. Subject: Good, Better, Best

    This one is for our constabulary types listees...

    GOOD: A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't
    getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 10-year old boy was
    standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP
    The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
    "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.

    BETTER: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
    automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent
    police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another
    photo of handcuffs.

    BEST: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle
    walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book, she said, "I
    you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball." He
    replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There was a moment of
    while she smiled, and he realised what he'd just said. He then closed
    book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to
    start her car for several minutes.