GOLF LESSONS A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee, while Another foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tees. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is Ready to hit off, she hacks the ball ten feet. She goes over and miffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another five feet. She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those f__king lessons I took over the winter didn't help." One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead!" He never even had a chance to duck.