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God & The Biker:

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by ibast, Sep 8, 2006.

  1. A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
    clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
    you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

    The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
    over anytime I want."

    The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
    challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
    the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!

    It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it
    is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
    more time and think of something that would honour and glorify me."

    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
    wish that I could  understand my wife. I want to know how she feels
    inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why
    she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can
    make my wife truly happy."

    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
  2. great one!!!
  3. i like it! i was expecting god to turn him into a woman, ur ending is much better.
  4. i bloody love it!!!
  5. Another oldie but goodie.
  6. Getting old goes two ways.

    Heard it but forgot so it's still funny as.....