I think some of you may get a giggle out of this and some will roll their eyes. I debated coming clean with my mates let alone a public forum but I guess we all need something to read on the dunny so here goes. I posted in another thread yesterday that I've prettied up my ride somewhat this week....painted fairings, brakes etc blah blah blah. Also today was my debutant ride in my new leather race suit cos I'm such a fakken expert rider now.....geez I'm fast and awesome on the motorcycle eh. Jumped on my bike at 5:20 am ready for take off. Bloody hell. Can't operate gear lever in my new Battlefield Earth race boots. Off bike. Adjust lever. Sweet. Bike won't start. Bike still won't start. Bike stand down, jump off, walk into garage to grab some tools.....BIKE FALLS OVER INTO BOAT TRAILER. Big ass crease in my tank.....she's rooted. Text to mate " fkn dropped the bike c word won't start" Check all connections, unplug battery, fuses, fuel cut off dooverwackythingy, fairings off, check all plugs and connections, check clutch and side stand switches. No go. My mate rides 30 minutes to my place armed with panniers full of tools.....my bike is in bits strewn all over the driveway. Google " 2003 gsxr 600 won't start" Third line down. IS THE EMERGENCY CUT OFF IN RUN POSITION? All day my mate thinks it's hilarious to hit the switch every chance he gets. My misses thinks I'm a moron.