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Girls Night Out

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by 2wheelsagain, Jun 29, 2007.

  1. The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
    I promised my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the
    hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

    Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in
    the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed
    three times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I
    cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming
    up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict
    with him.

    (Even when totally smashed, three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos
    totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I
    him " Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all.
    Whew! Got Away with that one!

    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
    When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
    cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh. Shit,' cuckooed four more times,
    cleared it's throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice
    more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
  2. you have a husband??
  3. Mate, that CBRRRRRRR has gone to your head. :p