Welcome to Netrider ... Connecting Riders!

Interested in talking motorbikes with a terrific community of riders?
Signup (it's quick and free) to join the discussions and access the full suite of tools and information that Netrider has to offer.

girls night out

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by midnight, May 6, 2005.

  1. Girls Night Out
    >
    > >
    >
    > >The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
    >
    > >I told my husband that I would be home by midnight: "I promise!"
    >
    > >Well, the hours passed and the margarita's went down way too
    >
    > >easily. Around 2:45 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I
    >
    > >got in the door, the damned cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
    > >cuckooed 3
    >
    > >times. Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I
    cuckooed
    >
    > >nine more times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such
    a
    >
    > >quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape
    a
    >
    > >possible conflict with him.
    >
    > >The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I
    >
    > >told him, "midnight".
    >
    > >He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
    >
    > >Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
    >
    > >When I asked him why, he said, "Well, early this morning our
    >
    > >clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shit!" cuckooed 4 more
    > >times,
    >
    > >cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed
    > >twice
    >
    > >more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.


     
     Top
  2. ROFL :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    Good one.

    Cheers
    Lids
    :D :D
     
     Top