A 75 year old loaded man walks into the golf-club with the most beautiful woman on his arm, she's 25, charming, witty, all the women hate her. He goes to get a drink and his mates crowd around him: "How did you get the new girlfriend?" they ask "Girlfriend? she's my wife" he crowed "Wife, how did you score that?" "Well I had to lie about my age" he admitted "Did you tell her you were 50?" they asked "No" he smiled "I told her I was 90"