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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by pvda, Mar 29, 2005.

  1. A 75 year old loaded man walks into the golf-club with the most beautiful woman on his arm, she's 25, charming, witty, all the women hate her.

    He goes to get a drink and his mates crowd around him:

    "How did you get the new girlfriend?" they ask

    "Girlfriend? she's my wife" he crowed

    "Wife, how did you score that?"

    "Well I had to lie about my age" he admitted

    "Did you tell her you were 50?" they asked

    "No" he smiled "I told her I was 90"
  2. Hehe. Made me smile, at least. :)
  3. Good One!

    :D :D
  4. Shouldn't that be '65 year old loaded man.....' ?