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Getting to heaven - a Scottish child's perspective

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Greydog, May 23, 2012.

  1. To get to Heaven from Scotland .

    I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.

    I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?"

    "NO!" the children answered.

    "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?"

    Again, the answer was 'No!'

    By now I was starting to smile.

    "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?"

    Again, they all answered 'No!'

    I was just bursting with pride for them.

    I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"

    A six year old boy shouted,

    "Yuv got tae be fukin' dead"

    Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir eye...
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