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Getting into heaven - 6yr old style.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by robsalvv, Oct 23, 2007.

  1. Sunday school story:

    I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

    I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"

    "NO!" the children answered.

    "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

    Again, the answer was, "NO!"

    By now I was starting to smile.

    Hey, this was fun! "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?" I asked them again.

    Again, they all answered, "NO!" I was just bursting with pride for them.

    "Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

    A six-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE F*CKIN' DEAD!
  2. lolololollolol. worthy of a resurection??
  3. :rofl: good call!
  4. you were testing the kids at sunday school? :shock:
  5. Well, he calls it testing but...
  6. something yr not telling us Rob ???
  7. Yes there is something I'm not telling you... but I thought I'd better come clean...

    I forgot to use the [ quote] [/quote] function. D'oh!
  8. C'mon Rob, don't be ashamed of your husband now! You're a team remember. ;)
  9. Hmmmm, husband??

    That's funny :)

    Perhaps I could interest you in something called reading.

  10. You can't put it past the kids.

    Lateral thinkers one and all.
  11. Ahh, so they haven't legislated for gay marriages in your state yet? :LOL:
  12. No, apparently yours is the test case.
  13. I know you are but what am I? :LOL:
  14. ...My dad's a police man and I'm going to dob him on you. :p


    Seriously ushario, that was a stoopid post.
  15. This one didn't quite go your way, did it Rob?
  16. Mebbe not, but the joke is still funny.

    All fun o' the fair. :)
  17. nice one