Four married guys go for a ride. At the lunch stop, the following conversation took place: First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out riding this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue lunch when they realised that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come riding this weekend. What's the deal?" Forth guy: "I just set my alarm for 7:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Riding or Sex" and she said, "Wear your Leathers."