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Getting a riding leave pass from the SO

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Mouth, Aug 29, 2005.

  1. Four married guys go for a ride. At the lunch stop, the following conversation took place:

    First guy:
    "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out riding this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the
    house next weekend."

    Second guy:
    "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

    Third guy:
    "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

    They continue lunch when they realised that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him.

    "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come riding this weekend. What's the deal?"

    Forth guy:
    "I just set my alarm for 7:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Riding or Sex" and she said,

    "Wear your Leathers."

  2. classic, absolute classic.
  3. Kinky!
  4. Brilliant, just brilliant. Where do you guys GET these things?
  5. So, what was he doing on the bike, then?