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Getting a Myki was the best thing I ever did.

Discussion in 'The Pub' at netrider.net.au started by QuarterWit, Jan 30, 2010.

  1. Seriously. Refusing to give my name to the government for anything I don't have to I applied and got this appropriately stupid thing in the mail.


    Guessing it's automated I applied and got this next.


    That's my taxes at work right there. I've run out of enthusiasm to do any more but get in now while Myki cards are free.

  2. Hahahaha... Gold absolute gold!

    I'm doing the same kinda thing right now....
  3. "You need to come with us Mr Turdstork"

  4. Classic!
  5. Hahahahahaha... That's the funniest thing I've read all week. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.:rofl::rofl::rofl:
  6. and

  7. Lmfao...

  8. lolol i rofled on that 1, well done
  9. I just ordered mine. Allow me to introduce:

    Mr Ultramegaspiderman Destroyerofticketinspectors
  10. Nice work Qtr..best laugh ive had in a long time on this thread.

    Soon to be sent -
    Mr Youcant Fuggwiddit
    Ms Getf@#ked Lynnkosky
  11. Glad y'all appreciated it. But I think i've been trumped with some suggestions so far.

    When you get them, post up some pics of the card.
  12. Oh I don't know... Shitwit Turdstork still tickles me hahahaha :D
  13. Here's mine:

  14. Haha, that's gold!
  15. too funny,

    Can't wait to receive mine ;)

    I'll post it as soon as I get it
  16. That's a crack up. I never thought of doing that. I got mine without a name on it.

    As for the debacle and cost blowout that is/was Myki, I don't know why they just didn't buy a functioning system from somewhere else. As far as I can guess, all that would be needed is to change the lookup tables that run the system. The same system was implemented in Brisbane in 2008 or 2009 and I'm now using it and the card is exactly the same as the Myki except with a different graphic and name on the front. It is much faster and easier using public transport this way so that makes it a good idea. The fact that they had to keep sprouting that they needed to make a new system specific for Victoria is rubbish and just opened the door to 'legally' give money away.
  17. I am not in VIC -- but who is going to be first to get a card that says

    Mr God Almighty
  18. Nice one Agent 86!

    Who wants to make me up one for the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
  19. myki.

    Bout time. Sheesh.