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geography of a woman

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by sluglie, Jul 20, 2005.


    Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

    Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

    Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced
    of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a
    warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by
    past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

    Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are
    un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all
    conquering past but alas, no future.

    After 70, they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

    Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a Dick.
  2. I think the updated version should be the geography of man, like the US
  3. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  4. Hahaha!

    Real funny!
  5. Very OLD joke that obviously needs updating as they are no longer ruled by a dictator.

    Very Funny Joke none the less

    Cheers 8)
  6. hmmmm not ruled by a dictator?

    what about mr bush and his group of hangers on?
  7. mmmm GOOD POINT :shock: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    Cheers 8)