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Genie and the Aussies

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Tim^, Sep 26, 2007.

  1. Oldie, but always gives me a giggle.. some may not have seen it before.

    Two Aussies, Davo and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Davo stumbled across an old lamp.

    He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

    Without giving much thought to the matter, Davo blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into beer. Make that Victoria Bitter!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into the hard-earned thirst quencher.

    The genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Johnno looked disgustedly at Davo whose wish had been granted.

    After a long, tension-filled moment Johnno said, "Nice going Davo!
    Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."