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Geek joke......

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by mowster, Jul 16, 2009.

  1. :roll:

    An ASCII character walks into a bar.
    Bartender asks, “What’ll you have?â€
    ASCII character says, “Give me a double.â€
    Bartender asks, “Having a bad day?â€
    ASCII character says, “Yeah, I have a parity error.â€
    Bartender says, “Hmmm. I thought you looked a bit off.â€




    *crickets*
     
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  2. :grin: :grin: I'm a geek.
     
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  3. 'Why did the Computer Engineer get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
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    A: Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)!'

    :roll:
     
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  4. ....Slow day.......
     
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  5. There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.
     
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  6. What's worse, those jokes or the fact I understand them?? :LOL:
     
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  7. "knock knock"
    "who's there?"
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    "java."
     
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  8. I actually laughed out loud at that one :LOL:
    Gold!
     
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  9. There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that have a life. :LOL: :p
     
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  10. 01010110 01101001 01101110 01101110 01101001 01100101
    Rocks !
    :wink:
     
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  11. I'm up for this

    Bill Gates was driving across the desert in his Porsche. Despite being the richest man in the world, he was stingy enough not to be using the air conditioner, but was enjoying the fresh air.

    He phoned his equivalant of RACV/MRMA/RAC, etc, and told them his plight.

    The helpful lady said, "Close all the windows and restart".
     
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  12. I dont think you are up for it... you forgot the part about him breaking down at all... :p
     
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  13. My cats name is mitten...
     
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  14. :oops: I did too :oops:

    and I can't edit the post :rofl:.
     
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  15. A man is ambling along when he sees a series of resistors lying in his neighbor's garden. Confused, he walks up to his neighbor and asks her about it. She smiles sheepishly and says, "I suppose I have rather a lot of Garden Ohms.
     
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  16. :applause:
     
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  17. All you guys need to get a life.

    You'll notice a whole world out there if you start looking out of windows.
     
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  18. My cat's name is 5e
     
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  19. Why do you think we ride motorcycles? :p

    Being a geek pays the bills :)
     
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  20. ](*,) ](*,) ](*,)
     
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