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Funny train announcement

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by yksnirk, Jul 16, 2009.

  1. When i finish work at midnight, all I want to do is go home and relax,
    so hearing an announcement at Flinders St that my trains delayed for 12 mins (was really almost 20) pisses me off, however.....
    this time the announcement actually made me giggle:
    "Attention Platform 8. The 12.05 Frankston train has been delayed and is not expected in 12 minutes.
    The 12.05 Frankston train has been delayed because .... (long pause).... because of a train running late." :grin: :grin: :grin:

  2. It might have been another trains....

    yeah, yeah I get it, very funny (and disturbingly honest) :LOL:
  3. There is an announcer at Richmond that is very funny.

    On the way to work one morning, train stops at Richmond, then sits there for a few minutes ...........

    "Attention passengers on Platform 1, your driver has not fallen asleep, he is waiting for a signal to change."
  4. lol good thread, the train I catch home, has a guard that sounds like a bingo caller, you gotta hear it.
  5. I had this all the way home the other night... click here.