Well, this might be an oldie that I've just come across, but if so I reckon it was funny enough to hear again!! Was looking at a bike parked on the side of the road with a "For Sale" sign, and I noticed a decal on the mirrors. You know these slight convex mirrors that have a standard label, which says: "Warning - Objects in the mirror are closer than they seem" (or words to that effect). Well, that's what I thought this was... then I had a closer look!! Warning - AR$EHOLE5 in the mirror are BIGGER than they seem!