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Funny sticker

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by OldNotBold, Aug 27, 2009.

  1. Well, this might be an oldie that I've just come across, but if so I reckon it was funny enough to hear again!!

    Was looking at a bike parked on the side of the road with a "For Sale" sign, and I noticed a decal on the mirrors. You know these slight convex mirrors that have a standard label, which says:

    "Warning - Objects in the mirror are closer than they seem" (or words to that effect).

    Well, that's what I thought this was... then I had a closer look!!

    Warning - AR$EHOLE5 in the mirror are BIGGER than they seem!
  2. I saw a warning sticker on a bike that said:

    !! Warning !!.
    Do not operate this motorcycle if you are a moron or an idiot.
    Doing so my lead to injury or death.
  3. or"this bike is protected by extreme violence!" seen on vespa in lygon st.
  4. I saw a funny sticker once ..
  5. A friend of mine's Dad has stickers on his bike (and his lawnmower for that matter).

    Stickers read:

    "Warning: This bike is owned by a crazy Vietnam veteran. F*** with it and expect pain."

    Funny... but also true. Though maybe not that crazy. :cheeky: