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Funny Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Memphis, Feb 11, 2009.

  1. This made me LOL


    Three men - an Australian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a
    Biker are all walking together one day.
    They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
    'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
    says the Genie.
    The Australian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Australia '
    POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Australia was forever fertile for farming.
    Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Australians
    can come into our precious land.'
    POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
    The Biker says,'I am very curious.
    Please tell me more about this wall.'
    The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
    it's virtually impenetrable.'
    The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar,
    smiles and says,





    'Fill it with water.'



    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  2. Oldie been done before wasn't a biker was george Bush last time
     
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  3. also been done with NSW ie:

    Three men - a victorian, a new south welshman, and a queenslander
    are all walking together one day.
    They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
    'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
    says the Genie.
    The Queenslander says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Queensland '
    p%@f! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Queensland was forever fertile for farming.
    The new south welshman was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around New south Wales so that no Victorians or Queenslanders
    can come into our glorious and illustrious state.'
    p%@f! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
    The Victorian says,'I am very curious.
    Please tell me more about this wall.'
    The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
    it's virtually impenetrable.'
    The Victorian,
    smiles and says,



    'Fill it with water.'
     
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