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funny bits

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Drew, Feb 7, 2006.

  1. Shamelessly ripped from various places

    The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

    <jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
    <jeebus> he was a fu%^en impostor
    <jeebus> never once moved diagonally

    <Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
    <V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

    <[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

    <scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

    once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

    WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
    <XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible biatch.

    <xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
    <xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
    <xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
    <Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.
  2. ah, good old bash.org