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Funeral Procession

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by cruisingal, Jan 22, 2007.

  1. A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

    A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about
    50 feet behind the first one.

    Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash.

    Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.

    The woman couldn't stand her curiosity.

    She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

    "My husband's."

    "What happened to him?"

    The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

    She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

    The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

    A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

    "Can I borrow the dog?"

    "Get in line."
  2. Ah, CG, an all-time classic, thanks for the laugh :LOL:.
  3. Sorry if it has been posted before...I searched 'funeral' and nothing came up :?
  4. No, it hasn't been posted before, it's just a classic old joke that I've known for years!!! {Wish I'd have remembered to post it myself, actually :wink:}.
  5. :LOL: at you then Paul, beat you to it :wink:
  6. best joke i've heard in ages! thanx!
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  8. Sorry, my bad :oops:

    But when I did a search for 'funeral' it returned 0 results? Surely it should have picked it up?

    *edit....duh, would help if I searched in keywords not author :roll: :oops:
    **just add water, don't need alcamahol :shock: